Polite Cute Dark Haired Twink Rides Oversized Horse Hung Carni Lad

Danny Bianchi & Henry Fucking YES, we dragged the lads down to the local fun fair; lights were flashing, screams came from the rides, and I started chatting up this proper fit carnival guy running one of the stalls: tall, tanned, cheeky grin. I’m straight over, chatting shit, and he’s like, "I knew you might have been in the area." Before you know it, I’ve got his number and he’s texting, "Can I still come round?" Does a bear shit in the woods? Course you can, bring that bulge with you.